Marc
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Bart: Now is this an interview or a debate?
Team Annoy: It' s a relaxed interview. I ask you questions, you answer and maybe I' ll tell you my thoughts, maybe not. I' m not hear to change your opinion about anything.
Bart: Ok
Team Annoy: What do you like better, white milk or chocolate milk?
Bart: Chocolate milk
Team Annoy: just kidding. real questions... Didn' t your job as a distributor of porno flicks conflict with your strong anti-homosexual and anti-adultery point-of-view?
Bart: Not at the time. You see I used to be a staunch atheist.
Team Annoy: Why the sudden change?
Bart: Good question. The correct and short answer is that God selected me to be saved and to spread the word just like he does all true Christians. That is why the saved are called the " elect" .
Team Annoy: God forgave you for selling porn?
Bart: God forgave me for countless numbers of things not just that, just like he will forgive anyone if they sincerely repent.
Team Annoy: What made you believe that god singled you out to spread his message?
Bart: It is impossible to describe that feeling. I used to say all kinds of bad things about God and the Bible. Then I slowly began to realize that my real problem was with organized religion and lying false preachers. Then I just underwent a change. I was compelled to tell others how God really feels. I had no choice in the matter.
Team Annoy: So you volunteered to spread god' s message?
Bart: No.
Team Annoy: He told you to do so?
Bart: That depends on what you mean. I am not one of these nuts that thinks that God speaks directly to me. It is more of a draw... an uncontrollable compulsion. You could say that I was drafted.
Team Annoy: So you felt an obligation to god to spread messages for him.
Bart: Yes that is a better summary. Its like... have you felt one way about something and then slept on it and then felt totally different?
Team Annoy: Yeah. One night I had a one-night-stand with this girl, and the next morning I said to myself: ' I really fucked that pig???'
Bart: LOL. Yeah something like that.
Team Annoy: Have you ever been married?
Bart: Yes
Team Annoy: Still Married?
Bart: No
Team Annoy: Did she share in your beliefs?
Bart: No. But that was different. I was an atheist and she was a so called Christian.
Team Annoy: Doesn' t god frown upon divorce? It is a commitment with god, isn' t it?
Bart: Yes he does most certainly. But you haven' t asked about the circumstances.
Team Annoy: Which are?
Bart: That she got bored with me, committed adultery, and filed for divorce.
Team Annoy: Was there anything that you did that caused the divorce?
Bart: Not unless you call working 13 hours a day 5-6 days a week a cause.
Team Annoy: So this active anti-adultery crusade you have is more of a personal hatred than a religious one. Is it safe to assume that?
Bart: Absolutely not.
Team Annoy: Usually families don' t give money to Parkinsons research unless they know someone who has it. It' s a personal interest matter. Did you have a deep hatred for adulterers before you became a victim of adultery?
Bart: Well that was in 1997 and was well behind me in 2002 when I was saved. So the answer is no. What makes it a personal interest matter is that divorce (aka adultery) is rampent in the United States and preachers no longer preach that it is a sin. They actually perform marriages for divorced people. I always thought that cheating on your spouse was wrong. Anyone with any morals would think that.
Bart: You do know what Jesus said about that situation?
Team Annoy: did he say ' whoever forgot to flush is going to hell?'
Bart: He said that once you marry the only way that you can divorce is if a member of the union commits fornication. And if you are " put away" and remarry you commit adultery. In other words, if your wife cheats on you, you can divorce her because the union is broken.
Team Annoy: but you can' t remarry.
Bart: Yeah you can remarry if you are the innocent party. But other than death, that is the only condition. And really if you commit adultery, you are to be put to death anyway. But obviously we don' t do that anymore.
Team Annoy: Are you confident that your interepretation of the bible is correct?
Bart: Yes I am confident in that. It really makes it pretty clear.
Team Annoy: If the bible was clear, there wouldn' t be millions of interpretations... and many different religions.
Bart: The reason why there are so many various denominations and interpertations is that you have some people that want to " cherry pick" the Bible and ignore what it has to say " for sure" on some matters. For example, how can a church ordain women when the Bible clearly says that women are to be silent in church? They are not churches, they are apostate places. Jesus warned that his message would be distorted and changed throughout time. People want God to be " hip" and with the times. Truth is that God dosen' t care how many times the Supreme Court says it' s " okay to be gay" ... he says that it is an abomination. Preachers view parishoners as customers. That is why Jesus said that true preachers will be hated by the majority of the world and that most of the world is going to Hell.
Team Annoy: Isn' t it possible that the bible was written by elitist humans who were interested in keeping people in the community in line? Like an ancient law?
Bart: You know that is exactly how I used to think. I fully understand that atheist way of thinking because I was an atheist for roughly 16 years. That way of thinking is impossible to debate. You cannot convince an atheist of the existance of God or the validity of the Bible. It cannot be done. Only God can do it and when he does you cannot refuse to believe.
Team Annoy: Am I going to hell (I' m not an atheist, by the way)?
Bart: I don' t know much about you. Odds are yes, but those are the odds set by Jesus, not by me.
Team Annoy: Will I like it there?
Bart: You ever listen to the Insane Clown Posse?
Team Annoy: Yeah. They suck.
Bart: I' m not a real big fan either, but I do own The Great Milenko. In one of the songs in reference to Hell they say " hold a lighter to your balls - you' ll see what' s coming." I refer you to that.
Team Annoy: People who spay or neuter their animals... are they going to hell?
Bart: Not for that act alone. What does that have to do with anything?
Team Annoy: doesn' t matter... Do you frown upon interracial marriages?
Bart: no
Team Annoy: Is Christianity wrong?
Bart: Well of course not, but there are so few Christians on Earth today that it is really insignificant.
Team Annoy: What about all other religions. I won' t go to heaven as a Muslim or Protestant?
Bart: Yes, if you don' t believe that Jesus Christ was the son of God and that he died so that those who believe can be saved from Hell, then you are going to Hell. Not as a muslim, but a protestant... do you even know what that means? Once again you have the " politically correctness" coming into play.
Team Annoy: Yeah... it' s all bullshit to me... I wouldn' t call it political correctness, I' m just probing. I have respect for other reasonable religious beliefs beyond my own. If you want to be a Christian, I' m not going to interfere. We all get through life the most comfortable way we can. I' m banking on decency and respect to get me where I need to be when I' m dead.
Bart: Well it is my job to tell you that' s not enough, but let' s not provoke ill feelings at this moment.
Team Annoy: Trust me, god doesn' t look for the attention that you look for.
Bart: LOL. God doesn' t want attention? Is that what you are saying? Now you want to be an expert on God and minutes ago you said it was bullshit.
Team Annoy: That' s what I interpret from your preaching. That god wants people to get on their knees for him. I' m not an expert, I' m just level headed. About KFC...
Bart: That is exactly what I am preaching. I am telling you that if you are not doing the will of God in Heaven you are going to Hell. And the will is " lifting your voice like a trumpet and showing my people their transgressions." That means preaching to them and warning them, showing them their sins. Now tell me that dosen' t mean get attention.
Team Annoy: Why am I not convinced that you are strong in your beliefs? The whole thing seems gimmicky to me and you have a track record of looking for attention.
Bart: Look I am telling you that I am as sincere as I can be. Fortunatly, it is not you that I have to convince. This is turning into a debate, shall I answer the KFC thing now?
Team Annoy: go for it.
Bart: It is rather lengthy so I will break it down in smaller paragraphs.
Team Annoy: let me break the question up then. Who were you picketing at KFC?
Bart: a dyke/whore who is now in Hell.
Team Annoy: A dead woman who worked at KFC?
Bart: Yep.
Team Annoy: What was her position there?
Bart: just a worker and a manager' s live in dyke lover.
Team Annoy: so you were protesting two people at KFC?
Bart: No.
Team Annoy: just the dead one.
Bart: Have you not read a word of anything I said above?
Team Annoy: yes. There were two lesbians. Right?
Bart: I was lifting my voice like a trumpet and showing the people their transgressions. Why don' t you ask me how she died?
Team Annoy: AIDS?
Bart: no
Team Annoy: Hit by a snow plow?
Bart: no
Team Annoy: Fell off a float at Gay Disney Week?
Bart: no
Team Annoy: Skiing into a tree?
Bart: no
Team Annoy: how?
Bart: She was gored by a musk oxen.
Team Annoy: oxen? I' m never coming to Kentucky.
Bart: Let me be serious for a moment. On a clear and pleasent early morning on May 11, a tornado touched down dead center in their trailer park and cast her and her lover into a river. She drowned under some debris. It then cut a path of destruction around her neighbors, unlike what has ever been seen in this area.
Team Annoy: Did anyone else die?
Bart: no, but her lover is still confined to a hospital bed and the people who rented to them lost everything and their daughter suffered a broken leg. The wrath of God.
Team Annoy: So, everytime a natural disaster occurs, it' s the wrath of God?
Bart: An act of God.
Team Annoy: Does every natural disaster have a lesson from god?
Bart: I would say yes but some are more obvious than others. To me this was clearly obvious. The selection of the area. The victim. The suddeness. Plus there is more about her that has not been mentioned.
Team Annoy: What' s the lesson that God has when 1000' s of Mexicans drowned in mudslides?
Bart: Most Mexicans are Catholic. I think that speaks for itself.
Team Annoy: So god kills Catholics?
Bart: Well God hates the Catholic church so in that instance, yes. But he' s not prejudice in his wrath. No one who does follows evil is exempt.
Team Annoy: Anyway, we are way off track... you picketed a KFC. Briefly, what was your message? " God hates dykes/whoremongers?"
Bart: This was my message: If you leave your husband and your little boy for a dyke and live in that lifestyle (Adultery/Sodomy) God will punish you and you will go to Hell.
Team Annoy: Who are you trying to convince? Are there gays that loiter around outside KFC or are you the only one?
Bart: Glad you asked. In the paper three days later, her " friends" and co-workers are trying to talk her into Heaven in the local paper. Talking about how wonderful she was and how they would invite the girls to their home. And trying to purify her. No. Wrong answer. She was a dyke and a whore and if you believe in God you should know that she is now in Hell. Period.
Team Annoy: Do you feel like you' ve accomplished anything by doing this?
Bart: Yes, certainly.
Team Annoy: What did you accomplish, besides angering the public?
Bart: I lifted my voice like a trumpet and I showed the people their transgressions. I warned them that if they live like that they will go to Hell. Now their blood is not on my hands. If they decide to ignore my message and cast me off as a fool that dosen' t know the Bible, then they will burn because they have been taught better.
Team Annoy: Have you saved any souls?
Bart: Only God can save souls.
Team Annoy: Let me rephrase that... Have you convinced anyone to your beliefs?
Bart: Yes and I think that I have lead many people to God. You see, when you tell people the truth and tell them about the real nature of God, it has the potential to bring them closer to him. That being that God hates the majority of the people alive today and only loves a few. And if you are not one of the few you better be looking at your way of living.
Team Annoy: If KFC gave you $50,000 a year to stop picketing in front of their store, would you take it?
Bart: That would make me a whore. No
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(Whatever the heck a " whoremonger" is. What a weird, scary, caveman, backwoods preacher type of word. Creeepy!! [:' (]
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